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Serious About Series: “Alien: Resurrection”

Prometheus is coming. It sounds so dramatic when I say it like that, a mixture of myth and anticipation that turns what is essentially just another summer movie into something magical. I might as well whisper about unicorns lurking in the … Continue reading

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Serious About Series: “Alien³”

Prometheus is coming. It sounds so dramatic when I say it like that, a mixture of myth and anticipation that turns what is essentially just another summer movie into something magical. I might as well whisper about unicorns lurking in the … Continue reading

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Serious About Series: “Aliens”

Prometheus is coming. It sounds so dramatic when I say it like that, a mixture of myth and anticipation that turns what is essentially just another summer movie into something magical. I might as well whisper about unicorns lurking in the … Continue reading

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Serious About Series: “Alien”

Prometheus is coming. It sounds so dramatic when I say it like that, a mixture of myth and anticipation that turns what is essentially just another summer movie into something magical. I might as well whisper about unicorns lurking in … Continue reading

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Serious About Series: “Final Destination 5″

You thought we were done. You thought that our last destination was our final one. Hell, I thought these things. Well, no, I didn’t, and neither did you, because we all know any movie that makes money gets sequels. So … Continue reading

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Serious About Series: “The Final Destination”

Well here we are, right up to the present day with The Final Destination. You’d think I’d have something funny or clever to say here, but I do not.  After the surprisingly solid Final Destination 3, we’re in for a … Continue reading

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Serious About Series: “Final Destination 3″

I really wish I had something clever here to say, but I don’t. They made another one of these, because of course they did. They’re undoubtedly cheap, the run on an endlessly riffable formula, and people go out to see … Continue reading

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Serious About Series: “Final Destination 2″

“A cheap horror movie made back its budget? Well I’ll be! Looks like we’ve got a franchise. Make ‘em till they stop making money!” – Every Hollywood exec ever Final Destination 2 (2003) This one’s got tits. Normally I don’t … Continue reading

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Serious About Series: “Final Destination”

Coming fresh off of the heels of the Planet of the Apes reboot-thing, we have a fifth entry in one of the few horror franchises I have almost no experience with. I saw the first Final Destination on cable once, … Continue reading

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Serious About Series: “Battle for the Planet of the Apes”

We’re here at long last. From the 30th century to the deepest, darkest part of the 70s, The Planet of the Apes as a franchise has taken quite a few twists and turns in its simple story of apes as … Continue reading

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